Sunday, January 31, 2010
Fashion is in the eye of the wearer
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Ways to cut spending #45
Friday, January 29, 2010
Here's an idea
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Another lesson learned the hard way
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Wanna know what REALLY bugs me?
Sunday, January 24, 2010
The lesser of two evils
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Another reason to avoid social networking like the plague.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Sometimes those things stick around past their prime
It's not going to be so cute when your kid is graduating valedictorian from his high school and those kids from his old baseball team are in the audience screaming "Way to go BooBoo!"
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Seriously...
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
It's been a bad day.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Hands Off
Think about it, would you want people, even people you know, coming up to you and rubbing your stomach? I didn’t think so.
A pregnant woman is already sharing her body with a baby, she doesn’t want to share it with you too. And when you ask if you can touch her it puts her in the awkward position of saying yes to be nice, or saying no, which, no matter how gently she breaks it to you, is going to come off sounding rude. She’s in a no win situation.
If someone really wants you to touch them they’ll invite you. You’ll be surprised how seldom that happens.
Monday, January 18, 2010
So what if you're my BEST friend
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Things that make me go grrrr.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Even if you are really good at balancing.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Meow
Thursday, January 14, 2010
At least I didn't spend any money to see it.
Don’t assume that a movie is going to be any good just because of a certain actor or actress. Ben Foster may have talent as an actor but he can’t carry a terrible movie by himself, especially if he meets an early death halfway into the movie. I’ll just cut to the chase; don’t bother with 30 Days of Night. There, I just saved you two hours to wash your hair or organize your sock drawer, which will be time well spent compared to sitting through another terrible vampire film.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
I'm sure it's my own fault for getting married in the first place
What you will probably get is a 20 year old customer service representative who will write your phone number down on a scrap of receipt tape which she will tack to the overflowing employee note board, “Just in case it turns up.”
Not exactly an all points bulletin.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Take a breather and get yourself ready instead.
Don’t mop your floors right before a party, especially if you have dogs, young children or messy husbands. The floors will only be clean for five minutes and most of your guests will probably be late, you know to be fashionable and will miss the clean floors anyways. Cleaning before a party sounds great but it’s much more rational to clean afterwards.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Maybe I should have offered him an apple
You’ll call to make the appointment, spend 10 perfectly good minutes of your life on hold listening to Kenny G, you’ll take time off of work, sign your child out of school, and head over to your Dr.s office where there will be about 7 old ladies wanting to know how soon they could get a flu shot on a walk in basis. Finally it will be your turn, and the nurse will ask your son-“On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being very painful, how would you rate the pain in your wrist?”
Can you guess what your son will say? “Um, like 1 I guess. Maybe less.” Then you'll try really hard not to strangle him.
You know what has healing powers for children? A doctor’s appointment. Just the call. You don’t even have to set foot in the office for the magical medicinal effects.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Resolutions are for quitters
Don’t ever pass up warm chocolate chip cookies, there may just not be enough-oh forget it, go ahead and pass them up, that will just mean more for me.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
This probably seems like common sense
Friday, January 8, 2010
Just a suggestion.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Then again, you can't go wrong with Bubba
It's not only famous people who should think twice, there's a girl in my daughter's class, they've been in the same class for the last three years, and every year she wants to be called something new. In the 4th grade that's equal to taping a "kick me" sign to your own back.
All I'm saying is maybe wear it around the house for a couple weeks before you take it to the streets.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Just a little thing I've learned...
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Whatever you do...
I warned you.